Friday, May 13, 2011

Letter Asking For Contributions Towards Gift

Finally it's Friday! And Friday 13:))

Here is
these phrases full of sarcasm, with much love to all, well, for some more than others :)))) What we're going to cheat? :)))


"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute."

"The eternal love lasts approximately 3 months."

"Do not meddle in the drug world ... and we are many and there is very little."
"Having a clear conscience is a sign of bad memory"

"fish fighting the current, dies electrocuted"

"Slavery was not abolished, was changed to 8 hrs. a day. "

" The important thing is not to win, but lose another. "

" I'm not completely useless, at least serve as a bad example. "

" It's good to stop drinking, the trouble is not remember where. "

" To err is human, but to blame the other, is still human. "

" A man pulled me into the drink, and never had the courtesy to thank her. "

" No no ugly person, only rare beauties. "

" Flee the temptations, slowly, so that they can reach. "

" Intelligence chases me, but I'm faster. "

" No fool complains of being so, they should not be so bad. "

" Studying is distrust of the intelligence of fellow next door. "

" He who is born poor and ugly, has a good chance that they grow, you develop both conditions. "

" Laziness is the mother of all vices, and mother that is, must be respected. "

" Work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? "

" Do not take life seriously, in the end will not come out of it alive. "

" Happy are those who expect nothing, because they will never be disappointed. "

" I drink to make nice to other people. "

" More Better late ... because in the morning I sleep. "

" If one day the girl or guy you love is cheating on you and throw you're thinking of the balcony, remember: you have horns ... No wings! "

" Sex is like playing mus. If you have a good partner a. .. You better have a good hand! "

" Girls "lost" ... are the most popular. "

" Do not steal ... The government hates competition "

" sexual inactivity is dangerous ... produces horns

A Moment Of Sarcasm between him and her
He: I do not know why do you support; you have nothing to put in it.
She: You wear pants, right?

He: I love just because my father left me a fortune?
She: No, dear. I love you no matter who you left off.

Her: How did you come home half drunk?
The: Not my fault, I ran out of money.

The Five inches more and it would be a king ... She
Five inches shorter and you'd be a queen.

Posted in ladies' room wall: "My husband follows me everywhere"
Below: "Not true, I do"

The: Let's go have fun tonight.
Ella: Good idea. Which comes first leaves the porch light on.

him: Why did not you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She: I would but you're never there. The

: We tried a different position tonight?
Ella: Good idea, you plates and I sit on the couch watching television.

Letter Asking For Contributions Towards Gift

Finally it's Friday! And Friday 13:))

Here is
these phrases full of sarcasm, with much love to all, well, for some more than others :)))) What we're going to cheat? :)))


"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute."

"The eternal love lasts approximately 3 months."

"Do not meddle in the drug world ... and we are many and there is very little."
"Having a clear conscience is a sign of bad memory"

"fish fighting the current, dies electrocuted"

"Slavery was not abolished, was changed to 8 hrs. a day. "

" The important thing is not to win, but lose another. "

" I'm not completely useless, at least serve as a bad example. "

" It's good to stop drinking, the trouble is not remember where. "

" To err is human, but to blame the other, is still human. "

" A man pulled me into the drink, and never had the courtesy to thank her. "

" No no ugly person, only rare beauties. "

" Flee the temptations, slowly, so that they can reach. "

" Intelligence chases me, but I'm faster. "

" No fool complains of being so, they should not be so bad. "

" Studying is distrust of the intelligence of fellow next door. "

" He who is born poor and ugly, has a good chance that they grow, you develop both conditions. "

" Laziness is the mother of all vices, and mother that is, must be respected. "

" Work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? "

" Do not take life seriously, in the end will not come out of it alive. "

" Happy are those who expect nothing, because they will never be disappointed. "

" I drink to make nice to other people. "

" More Better late ... because in the morning I sleep. "

" If one day the girl or guy you love is cheating on you and throw you're thinking of the balcony, remember: you have horns ... No wings! "

" Sex is like playing mus. If you have a good partner a. .. You better have a good hand! "

" Girls "lost" ... are the most popular. "

" Do not steal ... The government hates competition "

" sexual inactivity is dangerous ... produces horns

A Moment Of Sarcasm between him and her
He: I do not know why do you support; you have nothing to put in it.
She: You wear pants, right?

He: I love just because my father left me a fortune?
She: No, dear. I love you no matter who you left off.

Her: How did you come home half drunk?
The: Not my fault, I ran out of money.

The Five inches more and it would be a king ... She
Five inches shorter and you'd be a queen.

Posted in ladies' room wall: "My husband follows me everywhere"
Below: "Not true, I do"

The: Let's go have fun tonight.
Ella: Good idea. Which comes first leaves the porch light on.

him: Why did not you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She: I would but you're never there. The

: We tried a different position tonight?
Ella: Good idea, you plates and I sit on the couch watching television.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Masterbation Demonstation

If you love me as you say ... come and make me happy ... I want someone


No further comments to this song ... I hope to bring good weekend.





Mon coeur a ses raisons mon amour
of n'pas call you darling
You want you I love you,
I am not undergoing any

The heart has its reasons
my love does not call it
What I want is
love you, I will not undergoing any

Pretendo hablarte y no decirte
That is no sé if ya no estás vivir aquí,
Aquí estoy tan sola, in the medio de nada,
In the middle of nowhere and so many people.

I thought of you, the hours pass,
You're not, I'm not.
Perhaps better to say goodbye until tomorrow,
I will not be waiting for your arrival,
arrival ... Oh you
Understand, when you love like I do
With
say enough

If you love me as you say come and make me ... happy.
Give me your heart and reason to call,
You want to love me not want to suffer,
Give me your heart and reason to call,
You want to love me not want to suffer ...
I think you do not remember
while your lips you'll stay with me
I wait for you, You forget me, let me ... The

Hidden in my verses your
name is
may just as well, maybe tomorrow
want to die for you or live like
soon I do not know if I receive your call,
if falter, I'll sit and wait,
sitting here ...

Understand, when you love like I do
With
say enough
If you love me as you say ... come and make me happy.
Give me your heart and reason to call,
you want me I will not suffer
you corazón Dame of the llamarte razón así,
Tú me quieres
querer no quiero sufrir ...

The heart has its reasons my
not call you love and
Me what I want it
love, not undergoing any I n'veux

My heart has its reasons for my love
n 'not to call you darling
You want you I love you,
I n'veux Soufre pas

As you feel, how I miss you
treatment if I tell you that you hurt me
Seeing you with another and not feel stupid,
among many other things I think
more Do not make me feel, that after waiting
can always sleep at your side
Today
not want you anymore I'm not mistaken
and in so many other things do not hurt me

reason Give me your heart to call you so,
You want to love me not want to suffer,
Give me your heart and reason to call,
You want to love me not want to suffer ...

Give me your heart and reason to call,
You want to love me not want to suffer,
Give me your heart and reason to call,
You want to love me not want to suffer ...

Oh you love me want to love and do not want to suffer
Ay que me you'll die if it costs me ...
That you love me leave and I do not want to suffer
Ay que me you'll die if it costs me.

Beatriz Luengo