MONDAY ...
I am left alone at home. My wife will be away all week. It's a change that comes with pearls. I feel that the Dog and I are going to spend big. I have prepared a rigorous program of activities, and I know exactly what time I get up, how much will it take to shower and get ready, and how to prepare breakfast. I have also calculated the total number of hours to take me to wash the dishes, cleaning, walking the dog, shopping and cooking. It was a pleasant surprise to realize that I have much time to do what you want.
do not know why women do the housework seems so complicated, when in fact there is minimal time to spend there.
QUESTION TO KNOW ALL IS ORGANIZED.
At dinner I served a steak and I gave him another dog.
I put on the table a nice tablecloth, a candle and a vase of roses to create a pleasant atmosphere. The dog has eaten pate appetizer and main course also, the latter accompanied by a delicious serving of vegetables.
For dessert I served cookies. I took a little wine and smoked a cigar.
I have not felt so happy in a long time.
TUESDAY ...
I check my program: I think it needs some minor adjustments.
I explained the dog, of course, not every day is a holiday, so do not expect daily snacks or meals you serve in three bowls, it would have more dishes to wash.
At breakfast I noticed that orange juice made at home has one drawback: you have to wash the juicer ever used.
One solution is to prepare juice for two days, so the frequency is reduced by half.
I have also found that the sausages can be heated along with the soup, which represents unless you wash a pan.
definitely do not think vacuuming every day, as I wanted my wife to pass every three days is more than enough. The key is to wear sneakers to be home and clean his feet the dog.
Moreover, I feel great.
WEDNESDAY ...
begin to believe that household chores are longer than I had imagined. I have to rethink my strategy.
First step: I went for a little takeout, so I will not lose much time cooking. One should not take longer to prepare food that eat it.
Making the bed is another problem: you first have to get up, then ventilate the room and then spread sheets and blankets. ! That cumbersome! I think it is necessary to make the bed every day and less if I go to sleep in it every night. It is a meaningless task.
I do not prepare anything special or complicated for the dog. I bought canned pet food. Put face of disgust but to no worth. If I have to make do with food prepared, he can too.
THURSDAY ...
No more orange juice can mess How much fruit that looks so innocent? It is inconceivable! From now on buy bottled juice, ready to drink.
Discovery: I got out of bed sheets almost muss, then I only had to straighten a little blanket with his hands.
course, doing this requires practice and one can not move much while sleeping.
I have a sore back, but a hot shower and leave me again.
I stopped shaving every day, because it seems a waste of time, also won a few minutes so valuable that my wife never lost because she did not leave a beard or mustache. Discovery
is absurd to use a clean plate at every meal. Wash the dishes as often begins to wear on your nerves. The dog also can eat in one bowl: the final analysis is nothing more than an animal.
Note: I have come to the conclusion that there is no need to vacuum more than once a week. Sausages at lunch and dinner.
FRIDAY ...
I want nothing of fruit! The bottles weigh a lot.
Another finding: the hot dogs taste good morning, detract from the food, and they are unbearable at dinner. Eating more than two consecutive days can cause nausea. I bought
dry dog \u200b\u200bfood. Is as nutritious as canning and not dirty the bowl. I've noticed that you can eat the soup from the pot. Tastes the same and no need to use bowl or bucket. Finally I stop feeling like a dishwasher!
I decided not to wash over the kitchen floor. This task, like making the bed, put me on edge.
Note: You would have to dispense with the cans, the can opener dirty.
SATURDAY ...
What object has to undress at night, if there the next morning to get dressed again?. I'd rather spend the time to sleep a little longer.
I have also stopped using sheets and blankets, which saves me work
make the bed.
The dog dropped a few crumbs and reprimanded. Would I have believed that
your servant? Curious, I suddenly realize that my wife and I sometimes talk
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shave my turn now, but I have no desire to do so. I'm a bundle of nerves.
The breakfast consists of something that has to unwrap, open, slicing, spreading, cooking or mixing. All these things drive me crazy.
Plan: taking food out of the bag above the stove, no dishes, no silverware, tablecloths or other dishes.
I hurt a little gum. Maybe it's the lack of fruit, which I have not bought because it weighs too much. Could it be the first sign of scurvy?.
My wife phoned me in the afternoon and asked me if I had cleaned the windows and clothing. I let out a laugh hysterically and said he had no time for such things.
There is a flaw in the bathroom: the drain is clogged with spaghetti, but does not worry me much because I stopped showering.
NOTE: The dog and I eat together, right from the refrigerator.
we do it in a hurry, so that the door is open too long.
SUNDAY ...
The dog and I stayed in bed watching TV, where it appears people eating all kinds of delicious delicacies. At two we made the mouth water. We are weak and cranky.
This morning I ate some dog bowl. In neither of us liked.
Today if I have to shower, shave, comb, prepare something to eat the dog out for a walk, wash dishes, clean the house, go shopping and do several things, but I made a wreck.
I feel like I'm falling and that my blurred vision. The dog stopped wagging his tail. In a supreme effort of conservation, we almost dragged out in search of a restaurant. We found one and we were there over an hour, eat delicious meats in various dishes. Then we stayed in a hotel.
The room is clean, tidy and very welcoming. I found the perfect solution for keeping the house spotless. I wonder if my wife ever has thought to do the same ... :)
good weekend for everyone. Besos: ***
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