Here is
these phrases full of sarcasm, with much love to all, well, for some more than others :)))) What we're going to cheat? :)))
"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute."
"The eternal love lasts approximately 3 months."
"Do not meddle in the drug world ... and we are many and there is very little."
"The eternal love lasts approximately 3 months."
"Do not meddle in the drug world ... and we are many and there is very little."
"Having a clear conscience is a sign of bad memory"
"fish fighting the current, dies electrocuted"
"Slavery was not abolished, was changed to 8 hrs. a day. "
" The important thing is not to win, but lose another. "
" I'm not completely useless, at least serve as a bad example. "
" It's good to stop drinking, the trouble is not remember where. "
" To err is human, but to blame the other, is still human. "
" A man pulled me into the drink, and never had the courtesy to thank her. "
" No no ugly person, only rare beauties. "
" Flee the temptations, slowly, so that they can reach. "
" Intelligence chases me, but I'm faster. "
" No fool complains of being so, they should not be so bad. "
" Studying is distrust of the intelligence of fellow next door. "
" He who is born poor and ugly, has a good chance that they grow, you develop both conditions. "
" Laziness is the mother of all vices, and mother that is, must be respected. "
" Work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? "
" Do not take life seriously, in the end will not come out of it alive. "
" Happy are those who expect nothing, because they will never be disappointed. "
" I drink to make nice to other people. "
" More Better late ... because in the morning I sleep. "
" If one day the girl or guy you love is cheating on you and throw you're thinking of the balcony, remember: you have horns ... No wings! "
" Sex is like playing mus. If you have a good partner a. .. You better have a good hand! "
" Girls "lost" ... are the most popular. "
" Do not steal ... The government hates competition "
" sexual inactivity is dangerous ... produces horns
"fish fighting the current, dies electrocuted"
"Slavery was not abolished, was changed to 8 hrs. a day. "
" The important thing is not to win, but lose another. "
" I'm not completely useless, at least serve as a bad example. "
" It's good to stop drinking, the trouble is not remember where. "
" To err is human, but to blame the other, is still human. "
" A man pulled me into the drink, and never had the courtesy to thank her. "
" No no ugly person, only rare beauties. "
" Flee the temptations, slowly, so that they can reach. "
" Intelligence chases me, but I'm faster. "
" No fool complains of being so, they should not be so bad. "
" Studying is distrust of the intelligence of fellow next door. "
" He who is born poor and ugly, has a good chance that they grow, you develop both conditions. "
" Laziness is the mother of all vices, and mother that is, must be respected. "
" Work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? "
" Do not take life seriously, in the end will not come out of it alive. "
" Happy are those who expect nothing, because they will never be disappointed. "
" I drink to make nice to other people. "
" More Better late ... because in the morning I sleep. "
" If one day the girl or guy you love is cheating on you and throw you're thinking of the balcony, remember: you have horns ... No wings! "
" Sex is like playing mus. If you have a good partner a. .. You better have a good hand! "
" Girls "lost" ... are the most popular. "
" Do not steal ... The government hates competition "
" sexual inactivity is dangerous ... produces horns
A Moment Of Sarcasm between him and her
He: I do not know why do you support; you have nothing to put in it.
She: You wear pants, right?
He: I love just because my father left me a fortune?
She: No, dear. I love you no matter who you left off.
Her: How did you come home half drunk?
The: Not my fault, I ran out of money.
The Five inches more and it would be a king ... She
Five inches shorter and you'd be a queen.
Posted in ladies' room wall: "My husband follows me everywhere"
Below: "Not true, I do"
The: Let's go have fun tonight.
Ella: Good idea. Which comes first leaves the porch light on.
him: Why did not you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She: I would but you're never there. The
: We tried a different position tonight?
Ella: Good idea, you plates and I sit on the couch watching television.
He: I do not know why do you support; you have nothing to put in it.
She: You wear pants, right?
He: I love just because my father left me a fortune?
She: No, dear. I love you no matter who you left off.
Her: How did you come home half drunk?
The: Not my fault, I ran out of money.
The Five inches more and it would be a king ... She
Five inches shorter and you'd be a queen.
Posted in ladies' room wall: "My husband follows me everywhere"
Below: "Not true, I do"
The: Let's go have fun tonight.
Ella: Good idea. Which comes first leaves the porch light on.
him: Why did not you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She: I would but you're never there. The
: We tried a different position tonight?
Ella: Good idea, you plates and I sit on the couch watching television.
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